Turducken Legendary Beast of Greyhawk! Account by Dixon Lumlir the Dwarf
A terrifying three headed beast part turkey, duck, and chicken. Completely delicious! The bite attacks are nothing to fear, however the talons of the beast are like a Knight's Sword! We are approaching the foul beast's mating season. Soon the woods will be alive with the sound of duck, chicken, and turkey calls. Although part duck the beast cannot swim. Warning! Most people who eat them complain of falling into a deep sleep immediately after consumption.
There are those who say the beast can cast a charm spell and other minor illusions. Despite being made from a turkey, duck, and chicken the beast enjoys eating red meat dripping with fresh blood. Known to attack and kill women and small children. Pair with a good strong wheat beer or brown ale. Remember enchanted beast best use silver or magic weapons!
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