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Saturday, January 31, 2026

Chapter 3 / Episode 87 – The Ruins below the battlefield

Chapter 3 / Episode 87 – The Ruins Below the Battlefield

Date: Planting 11, 576 CY — Afternoon
Region: Drachensgrab Hills, south of Highport — broken ruins along the slave road
Weather: Cold drizzle. Low clouds. Mud and mist clung to stone and bone alike.

Players

  • Dog the Ranger

  • Irving the Reluctant (with Harvey the Hare)

  • TerryOr the Cleric

  • Silversun Ubermage the Magic-User

  • Slash the Bard

  • Lady Morwen Ellisar (NPC)


Planting 11 — What the Pond Was Hiding

The battlefield above lay quiet at last—trampled grass, broken shields, and the shallow pond stained dark with churned mud and blood. It was Dog who noticed the disturbance in the water first. Not ripples. Not fish. Something wrong beneath the surface.

Slash and Dog waded in, boots sinking deep as their hands brushed cold metal buried under silt. Whatever it was, it wasn’t debris. Flat. Broad. Heavy. Too heavy. They tried to lift it once—then again—until Dog finally shook his head.
“Door,” he muttered. “Or close enough.”

Terry knelt at the pond’s edge, rain tapping softly against his helm. He ignored the object at first, studying the broken stone pillars that jutted from the water like rotted teeth. On one, nearly erased by time and algae, he found it—a skull motif, its eyes deliberately scored out. Not decoration. A warning.

Lady Morwen watched in silence as the group debated ropes, leverage, and whether disturbing the thing was wise. Her gaze never left the water.

With a final effort, the light war horse was used to pull open the portal.


The Descent

The pond concealed more than metal. A submerged passage opened into a flooded cavern beneath the ruins. To test its depth—and its welcome—the party lowered a dead hobgoblin on a rope. It vanished into black water and did not return intact.

Dog and TerryOr went down next, breath held, faith tight in his grip. Below, the cavern widened into a water-filled chamber where an archway rose from the stone like a ribcage. At its peak: the same skull, eyes crossed out in defiance or denial. Beyond it, darkness sloped downward into worked stone.

They secured the surface and committed.


Torchlight and Traps

The corridor beneath the battlefield was not crude. It was deliberate.

TerryOr instantly cast Find Traps.

Eight feet wide. Twelve feet high. Domed ceiling. Torches lit at precise intervals—magically lit. Terry advanced carefully, the others following once the depth of danger was clear. At the first intersection, the walls themselves shimmered faintly under divine sight.

Traps. Old ones. Still hungry.

Irving stepped forward instead, hands steady. Pressed on the left doorway.

A dart trap triggered without warning - piercing Irving and TerryOr.

They pressed on.


The Skull Chamber

The corridor opened into a wide chamber—sixty feet square—its ceiling lost in shadow. Pillars ringed the room. A dry well yawned at its center. Skulls were set into the stonework, each carved with cruel precision, each socket holding a ruby that caught torchlight like a watching eye.

24 zombies approached the party and with the power of St. Cuthbert allied with TerryOr, they instantly disintigrated.

Silversun found the secret door between two pillars, perfectly balanced, untouched by time. Slash checked it—once. The odds weren’t good.

He opened it anyway.

The scream echoed through the halls.


The Throne Below

Beyond the door lay a throne room swallowed by age and corruption. What ruled there was no king—but it had ruled once.

A ghostly figure with a crown and sword in his hand.

The fight was brutal and uneven. Slash and Dog were caught, locked down by fear and foul magic. Irving charged alone, steel ringing as his blade struck true.  The creature answered in kind. Irving bled. Terry called on St. Cuthbert and was met with resistance. Not all evils fear the gods anymore.

Silversun waited. Watching. Measuring.

In the end, righteousness and stubborn survival won out. The creature fell—but not without cost.


The Price of Victory

Time itself struck back.

Irving aged forty years in moments—his hair graying, his face sharpening with hard-earned wisdom. Terry aged twenty, joints stiffening, breath heavier than before. Both remained standing. Both accepted the price without complaint.

Upon the throne lay the rewards:
A jeweled crown.
A finely wrought sword.

Both radiated chaos.

No one celebrated.


Outcome Notes

  • XP Awarded: 7,000 XP each

  • Major Effects:

    • Irving aged 40 years (now middle-aged)

    • TerryOr aged 20 years (now mature)

  • Items Recovered:

    • Chaotic magical sword (unidentified)

    • Jeweled crown with chaotic aura (unidentified)


Next Steps

  • Irving:

    • Update age to 58

    • Apply middle-aged adjustments (+1 INT, +1 WIS, −1 STR, −1 CON)

    • Learn one new language (INT increase)

  • TerryOr:

    • Update age to 47

    • Apply mature adjustments (−1 STR, +1 INT, +1 WIS)



Monday, January 26, 2026

Interlude – Chapter 7: The Tower in the Storm – Part 06

 by Michael S. Webster

Kron Hills
Snowflowers 30, 5038 OC (Coldeven 30, 576 CY)

The shadow suddenly leaped over the sarcophagus, its smoky arms reaching for Ridorr’s throat. The eyes that were once his lover’s took on a predatory appearance.

The thought that whatever it was wasn’t simply smoke or shadow briefly crossed Ridorr’s mind. The two tumbled backwards away from the tomb, landing on the floor of the cellar.

The thing hissed like a serpent as a claw raked Ridorr’s face. Flesh split open; freezing pain tore a scream from him.

The shadow hissed in triumph as its form collapsed into a dense tendril of blackness, flowing into Ridorr’s screaming mouth.

Tyroc stared in shock but not frozen out of fear. Drawing his mace, the cleric touched it, imbuing it with Corellon’s divine presence. The mace took on a glow, much like the full moon of Celene.

As the cleric approached, the thing ensnaring Ridorr turned to the elf and hissed angrily, yet triumphantly. 

Tyroc swung at the creature, invoking Corellon’s power. The mace impacted with the dark entity; it seemed to sink into it like it was water. Suddenly there was a bright flash from within its body, and it flew back away from the cleric to impact the wall.

Hissing in anger and frustration at the cleric, it flowed into the cracks of the cellar floor.

Tyroc checked over Ridorr. Other than the gash in his face, there were no other wounds visible.

“Ridorr?”

“I feel like I’ve been run over by a wagon train,” Ridorr moaned. “I’ll be fine.”

Unconvinced, Tyroc grasped one of Ridorr’s arms and slung it around Tyroc’s shoulders to drag him up to his feet. “Let’s get out of here. I’ve got the rubbings, so we don’t need to stay any longer.”

“Has it gotten cold in here or is it just me?” asked Ridorr.

“It is a cellar after all.” Grabbing the parchments with one hand, Tyroc supported Ridorr as the two struggled up the steps.  “Let’s get you in front of the fire. That should help.”

A pair of sinister, otherworldly eyes watched the two slowly making their way up the stairs. It growled hungrily.

Tyroc maneuvered Ridorr to a seat near the fire and lowered him down. Even through the layers of clothing, Ridorr felt cold.

“I’ll build the fire up and then go fetch the others,” said Tyroc as he gathered some firewood. “It might be best to stick together.”

Ridorr was starting to feel warmer, but his teeth chattered.  His whole body felt exhausted. He grinned remembering being sore and tired when he was training to be a duelist. The grin disappeared when he realized this was much, much worse.

Tyroc built up the fire then turned to Ridorr. “I’ll be right back with the others,” he said before turning and running up the stairs.

“Never split the party,” Ridorr muttered under his breath.

Suddenly, Ridorr rose to a standing position and awkwardly moved towards the horses at the entrance. The hobbled horses tried to retreat, fear in their eyes.

Standing before them, Ridorr swayed a bit then opened his mouth wider than expected.

Tendrils of black matter reached out towards the horses, who whinnied in fear and strained to get away. Hobbled and penned in the entrance, they couldn’t escape. Their struggles stopped when the tendrils reached their heads and began flowing into their mouths.

Their bodies convulsed and their eyes rolled up into their sockets. One of the elves from upstairs muttered an oath as the rest of the party descended the stairs. The tendrils finally left Ridorr and entered the horses completely. Ridorr collapsed to the floor.

“Tyroc, check on Ridorr,” Qucalion ordered. “The rest will get the horses outside. We are leav…”

Suddenly all horses turned their heads towards the group on the stairs, regarding them with pupilless eyes. Everything turned unearthly quiet, except for the cracking of bone as the horses twisted their heads violently breaking their own necks. The bodies collapsed on the floor of the entryway.

Tyroc, in shock, said quietly, “We need to get out of here. Storm or no storm.” The cleric then moved to check on Ridorr who was already stirring. Helping him to his feet, Tyroc heard Ridorr whisper, “Never split the party.”

“We are going to leave,” Qucalion agreed. “We need to move those bodies to even get to the door. Turning to the twins, he asked, “Any recommendations?”

“We could butcher them and move the parts out of the way,” Arty’ll suggested. “One way to get horse steaks.”

L’ree shuddered, “After what we just saw, I wouldn’t eat that meat if I was starving.”

Qucalion glanced at the horses, then at the firepit in the center of the room. “We use the firepit as a pulley and drag the corpses out of the way. We should have enough rope.”

“Get started,” began Qucalion. “I’m going to the top floor.  There are windows there, maybe I can see the extent of the storm.”

“This tower wants us to stay,” thought Qucalion. “If we stay, we will never leave.”

Ridorr shakily stood up with the help of Tyroc. “I’ll be okay, I don’t feel as weak as I did. I can help them,” he said indicating the twins who were tying a rope around one of the horses. “You best go with him.”

Tyroc squeezed Ridorr’s shoulder then turned to join Qucalion going upstairs.

They quickly passed the second floor and ascended to the third. As they entered what appeared to be a library even larger than on the main floor, shadows began to lengthen from the darkness. Ignoring this manifestation, they raced up to the next floor.

As they reached the landing, the door slammed shut in the elves’ faces, and a metal click sounded, indicating a lock turning. Trying the latch and then slamming a shoulder against the door, with no effect.

“I don’t have the right spell to deal with this memorized,” said Qucalion as he rubbed his sore shoulder. “Maybe one of the others can pick the lock?”

Tyroc moved his companion aside. “Let me try Corellon’s lockpick.”

Qucalion, moving to the side began to ask, “Corellon’s lock…” when Tyroc drew out his mace and slammed it onto the door handle and locking mechanism. The handle broke off and the lock flew into the room beyond.

Tyroc smiled and hefted his mace. “Corellon’s lockpick!” Qucalion was visibly impressed, then pushed the door open.

Clearly this had been the laboratory of some wizard. Shelves with containers of spell components and various unknown devices and tools. With the amount of dust that accumulated on them, it was difficult to identify them.

A bizarre contraption took up one whole wall. Parts and whole mechanical clocks, a huge hourglass, a sundial with multiple gnomons, and other parts were merged together in ways that defied explanation.

Whatever it was… it was operating.

Across from the arcane device, was a desk, and behind it, a window. The window showed the light of day but was obscured by the blizzard. On the desk were parchments, open books, pens, and slumped over it was a hooded figure.

Qucalion and Tyroc walked around opposite sides of the desk and looked at the hooded robe. Qucalion carefully lifted up the hood to reveal a skull, with a hole in the top, appearing somewhat scorched.

“From that position, it doesn’t look self-inflicted,” pointed out the cleric. “It may have happened post-mortem, I can’t tell. He’s in no position to help. Maybe he was a ‘she’?”

“No, I think he… or she can help.” Qucalion lifted a sleeve by the hem and set it aside. Carefully lifting up a parchment, he read it out loud. 

I am sorry.

 

This is my fault. I created the temporal device to try and keep my love from dying, but I have only succeeded in damning myself to an eternity of wandering the planes. I pray my love will still rest peacefully below, while I must end my cursed existence.

 

The temporal device will transport this tower between planes, always returning to the Negative Energy Plane where it first travelled to. Something entered, but once the tower shifted again, it could not leave.

 

Reading this, you must leave this tower as soon as possible. Once the concordination of devices occurs, the tower will shift again, trapping you here forever. The diagram below will show you when it will occur.

 

Forgive me.

An old blood stain seems to mark the signature on the page. The two elves looked from the diagram and then to the device opposite them.

They were almost out of time.

Dropping the page, the two elves raced down the stairs, ignoring anything on the other floors. Arriving on the main floor, they saw two of the five horses were moved out of the way. One more removed would clear the door to escape.

Without explaining, the warrior-mage shouted, “We need to leave now!”

“What about the storm?” asked L’ree.

“Bugger the storm!” replied Qucalion.

Taking on Qucalion’s sense of urgency, they quickly moved the corpse and gathered up their gear and raced outside into the storm.

Getting a couple yards away, they turned back to the tower. It shimmered and warped, suddenly disappearing. Almost immediately the storm ended, and the sun shone on the party.  The last of the snowflakes melted and fell to the ground.

The tower, and any trace of it was gone.

Slumping to the ground the party tried to take stock of the events but couldn’t grasp anything solid. Even after the explanation given by Tyroc and Qucalion, the group were still left drifting mentally.

Hoisting up their gear onto their shoulders, they returned to the road to Hommlet.

 

To Be Continued…

 

Epilogue:

Location: Unknown
Date: Unknown

The tower completed its transit to… elsewhere. Through the window, the blizzard was still raging, but it was darker. Not exactly like night—it was more sinister. The howling sounded more like screams of madness and horror than the normal sound of wind rushing past the window.

The hinges creaked such that had there been a listener, it sounded like it required an exorcism. With the thump of the hatch coming to rest on the attic floor the hinges ceased their agony.

The last message of the wizard was no longer under his still, skeletal hand, but remained on the desk, when a dark shadow occluded the parchment. As the shadow passed, the parchment ignited with a flash and started burning.

With the unholy creaking, the attic hatch thudded into place. All that was left of the parchment that had the secret of the Tower in the Storm blew away as fine ash.


Monday, January 12, 2026

Post Battle Note handed from Lalaith to Lady Morwen Ellisar

Post Battle Note handed from Lalaith to Lady Morwen Ellisar 

Simple Wedding Cake Recipe 

(Often called a 1-2-3-4 Cake)

Makes Two Layer 8- or 9-Inch Cake 

Prepare Oven to bake temperature

Prepare surface and pans with dusting of flour

Ingredients

  • 3 cups sifted all-purpose flour
  • 1 Tablespoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup unsalted butter (2 sticks at room temperature)
  • 2 cups granulated sugar
  • 4 eggs (separated) *7 wild quail eggs could substitute 
  • 1 cup milk 
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Method

Sift together flour, baking powder, and salt. Set aside. In the large bowl of an electric mixer beat the butter until soft and smooth. Add the sugar and beat until light and smooth. Add egg yolks, one at a time, beating after each addition. Stop the mixer and scrape down the sides of the bowl and the beaters several times.

With the mixer on low speed, alternately add the flour mixture and milk, beginning and ending with flour. Stir in the vanilla. At this point you may add flavoring touches if desired. (orange zest, lemon zest, almond extract))

In another bowl, with a clean beater, beat the egg whites until stiff but not dry. Stir about 1/2 cup of whites into the batter to lighten it, then fold in remaining whites in several additions.

Divide the batter evenly between the pans. Smooth the batter level, then spread it slightly from the center to the edges.

Bake in the preheated oven for 30-35 minutes, or just until the tops are springy or a cake tester comes out clean.

Cool the cakes in their pans on a rack for 10 minutes. Invert the cakes onto racks.


Bourbon Cake Alteration (I highly recommend this)

3 tablespoons Bourbon and substituted brown sugar for the white sugar.

As a follower of the Elven Demi Goddess Massanie Enya I'm an accomplished baker.  My Demi Goddess her titles as Demi Goddess of Magic, Puzzles, Riddles, Baking, and Pastries.   It would be an honor to serve as your Patissier and construct your wedding cake.  

Your Friend 

Lalaith Oswald Fanya of the Former High Port Elves.  


 THE HUNTING PARTY

I, Silversun of Greyhawk, having survived fire, steel, and the predictable failures of honorable men, do here continue my record—not in comfort, but in the aftermath of battle, with ash still clinging to my robes and the stink of burned flesh refusing to leave my hands.

Know this: what follows was not chance, nor ambush, nor the misfortune of wandering heroes. It was measured violence, met with intent and answered in kind. I observed. I calculated. I acted. Others prayed, charged, bled, and endured—but it was magic that decided the field, and steel that spared us annihilation.

I set these words down while the dead yet cool, while the spoils of the fallen lie unclaimed, and while the echoes of marching boots still haunt my thoughts. This account is not written to flatter virtue nor excuse brutality. It is written because truth rots when left untended, and because someone must remember how the killing was done.

Let those who read understand: this was the moment the road ceased to be a road and became a battlefield—and the moment I ceased merely to survive it.

What follows is not heroism.
It is record.


I knew the moment Dog stiffened that violence was coming.

The ranger grabbed the woman and scampered ahead of us all, melting into brush and shadow as he always does, when the land itself betrayed the enemy—too many boots, too even a cadence. Shapes crested the ruins at a distance, a hundred yards out, and at their head lumbered something vast and stupid enough to believe size alone was destiny.

Patrol… or battalion.

We could not make it out but behind it marched discipline: hobgoblins, archers fanned wide, polearms bristling like a hedgehog’s spine. Not raiders. A large, organized hunting party.

While the others crouched behind trees and broken stone, I did what I do best—I vanished. Invisibility folded around me, and I drifted sideways through the world, counting heads, measuring angles, tasting the battlefield before blood ever touched it.

Irving, of course, did not hide.

He stood in the open, sending Harvey the hare to the side of the road, shield ready, virtue blazing like a beacon screaming strike me. When he finally hailed the troop, we recognized it, a Bugbear—who looked like he had already scented the ranger—lifted his head, locked eyes with the Paladin, and charged.

And then—

Fire.

I spoke the words, traced the sigil, and hurled a Fireball into one of the archer nests—the closest group to the left. In that instant, the entire patrol revealed itself. The bugbear led, eyeing Irving with frothing curses, drool spattering the head of his mace. Behind him marched two groups of six archers each on the left, another group on his right rear flank. A mounted hobgoblin and four halberd-wielders followed close behind. Farther back, an ogre dragged a cart—dropping it square in the road the moment it saw us.

I had already decided. I merely counted.

Flame bloomed like a newborn sun in the late morning light, rolling heat and screaming death across the scrubland. Armor glowed. Flesh blackened. I smiled. Monsters—slaver sympathizers—burned alive as they tried, futilely, to reload their bows. The fireball tore through them instantly, barely missing the horseman, who now thundered toward me at full gallop.

The lines met in thunder.

Like lightning, Tiger Wong exploded from the roadside, delivering a vicious kick to the bugbear’s skull. The monster answered in kind, wounding the monk with extreme prejudice.

Irving slammed into the bugbear vanguard and paid dearly—the brute’s massive weapon carving into him—but both held, stubborn and unyielding. Irving stood fast, face-to-face with the bugbear leader, anchoring the chaos where we all needed it most.

That is the difference between faith and power.
I burn those who show no quarter.
Irving stood ready to deliver justice.

Slash sprinted to Dog and Lady Morwen, and together they formed a plan to bring down the approaching ogre. Morwen revealed her skill with the sword, and they positioned so all three would strike.

Terry Or raised his holy symbol and called to his old god, attempting to freeze three souls at once in righteous, bone-locking paralysis—but only one enemy stiffened and held like a statue mid-blasphemy. The other two remained cruelly mobile.

The price of that failed perfection was immediate. Arrows hissed out of the chaos and struck true—piercing Tiger, Irving, Lalaith, and Terry Or alike. Blood spilled hot and fast, soaking the dirt. Terry clenched his teeth and held his faith together by sheer will. His god had listened—but not kindly.

Lalaith, was creeping nonchalantly through the roadside ditch, when struck by the arrow. Not dead, she leapt up laughing, sprinting across the road, giggling and twisting as pain tried and failed to claim her. She danced through madness, bells laughing, voice thrown into the enemy ranks—whispers of doom, commands to flee, lies so sweet even courage began to rot. The halberdiers fell for it, gave chase, and broke away from the main fight.

The Ogre bellowed and charged. Not only did it smell the Ranger & Morwen he could see them.

Dog’s arrows thudded into its flesh. Slash wove the perfect composition to tilt fate. Morwen raised her sword & welcomed the slaver scum.

I was already running. I didn’t even wait to see if the fireball was effective. I just ran—like a madman on fire, worse, like one about to be trampled. I barely covered 30’ as he covered 70’ in seconds. I had to veer hard into the street battle, narrowly avoiding the horse.

I had a window.

I cast Charm Person on the rider.

I thought I had him.

Instead, he spat and slashed. The hobgoblin leader’s long sword tore into me, opening a deep, savage wound. I lived.

Tiger struck the bugbear again. Irving missed—a rarity. The enraged brute crushed the monk with a savage blow. Tiger collapsed, blood streaming from his skull as the beast roared in frenzy.

Terry, losing concentration on his captive, struck the bugbear leader, granting Irving another chance. Irving missed again—his defense flawless, his offense missing. Still, the monster’s wounds claimed it, and I narrowly avoided the remaining halberd.

Fog rolled as Slash cried out, raising a thick Wall of Fog that severed sightlines and sowed panic. Archers halted, confused. Dog and Morwen wounded the ogre. It lashed out wildly and missed twice. Then Slash stabbed the creature and Morwen struck again, dropping the beast and giving Dog a clear shot at the horseman attacking me.

We paid dearly for every heartbeat.

Dog missed.
Irving missed.
To my surprise the horseman missed, but just by inches.

Then came the whistle of arrows through fog—and Lady Morwen screamed as one struck true. She fell. Our second ally down.

Dog revived her instantly. When she opened her eyes and saw her savior, the pact was sealed. She kissed him like we were in the bloody Blueberry Theater in Greyhawk. The bastard winked, stood, and fired again at the Hobgoblin leader.

The shot hit true.

I seized the moment.

“He’s hurt,” I thought. “Enough.”

By Bigby himself!” I screamed, casting Magic Missile.

The purplish-blue orbs screamed from my fingers and punched through the hobgoblin leader’s chest, hurling him from the saddle onto the ground in a spray of blood and armor.

The remaining archers broke and fled.
The remaining halberdiers were shown no quarter.

Steel rang. Pain and death were issued freely. Blood soaked the stones. Irving missed so many times we checked his weapon for curses—twice.

When the last enemy fell, the earth itself seemed to breathe.

Terry tended Tiger, ensuring he lived to fight another day. Morwen could not stop staring at Dog. We laughed, quietly wondering when we’d lose the ranger to something more fun—and far less lethal.

By battle’s end, twelve enemy bodies littered the ruins. Some burned. Some broken. All ended by purpose, steel, and magic. Archers still lurked somewhere beyond, unanswered—but the field was ours.

So was the cart.
And the horse, which Lalaith claimed.

If I were less intelligent, I might think the cart was a gift from Cuthbert himself—that sanctimonious old coot. It even held a cage, slaver tools, and clothing. Naturally, we used them.

There were also four hundred ten gold, six hundred forty silver, and twenty-two suits of chainmail stripped from cooling corpses. Potions—one red with promise, another amber and heavy with stolen strength. Terry healed the faithful and checked for curses again, just to be sure.

We loaded the loot, lashed the horse, and placed a body in the cage so from afar it looked like business as usual. Appearances matter—especially when you intend to steal everything not nailed down.

Slash, ever curious, discovered something beneath the water under the ruins—metal and wood, old and intentional. We left it for later.

Even chaos knows when to wait.

Now we camp. Recover spells. Decide the fate of the dead. Argue over who drinks the Hill Giant’s strength and who risks the unidentified brews. We inventory. We interrogate. We investigate.

And then—

We continue.

Because this is no longer merely a hunt for slavers.

This is the decimation of the Slavers’ Stronghold and all who profit from it
war dressed up as coincidence.

"Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won."

 by Michael S. Webster

A breeze passed over the battlefield but failed to cool those it touched. Irving’s gaze fell upon the corpses lying across the road. Irving was grateful none of his companions were among the dead. He still sighed heavily.

Irving slowly limped over to a large rock and sat heavily down. His left arm relaxed and the shield dropped to the ground. Irving pulled off his helm and let it drop next to his shield.

Harvey hopped over to Irving and stood up and rested his paws on Irving’s leg.

Your duty is fulfilled, Irving, acknowledged Sir Vakymri.

Order has been upheld, Lady Aethia added.

Ahem, Sir Balthoura began. Yes, lad, you were very br…

Irving’s hand relaxed. The mace slipped from his fingers to fall into the dirt.

The voices ceased.

Pulling off his gauntlets, he absently stroked Harvey’s head.

Irving gazed off in the distance, looking at nothing.

Sunday, January 11, 2026

Chapter 3 / Episode 86 – The Skull Smashers Clan

Chapter 3 / Episode 86 – The Skull Smashers Clan

Date: Planting 11, 576 CY, Noon
Region: Drachensgrab Hills, south of Highport — broken ruins along the slave road
Weather: Cold drizzle. Low clouds. Mud and mist clung to stone and bone alike.

Players

Dog the Ranger
Irving the Reluctant (with Harvey the Hare)
TerryOr the Cleric
Silversun Ubermage the Magic-User
Slash the Bard
Tiger Wong the Monk
Lalaith the Half-Elf Jester
Lady Morwen Ellisar (NPC)


Planting 11 — The Sound Becomes Shape

What Dog heard was not imagination.

The running feet resolved into form: a patrol moving hard and fast through the hills, armor clattering, voices barking orders—led by a bugbear sniffing the air. Hobgoblins. Disciplined. Armed. Hungry. At the rear loomed something bigger. Heavier. An ogre, broad as a siege door, iron scraps lashed to its chest, hauling a slave cart behind it.

Skull Smashers.

Dog melted back into cover, bow half-drawn, eyes never leaving the column, Lady Morwen hidden low at his feet. The others took to trees, stone, and ditch.

Everyone hid.

Everyone but Irving.

The Paladin stood openly on the road, rain slicking his cloak, Harvey motionless at his feet. He did not raise his weapon. He simply waited.

“By Cuthbert’s will,” he said calmly, “you will turn back.”

The hobgoblins answered with laughter.


The First Clash

The bugbear roared and charged.

Irving met it head-on.

The impact was brutal—mace against crude iron, bone against bone. Irving’s blow landed true but light. The bugbear answered with crushing force, slamming him aside and driving the breath from his chest.

That was the signal.

Silversun vanished from sight—invisibility swallowing him whole as he repositioned with measured precision. Dog shifted, arrow nocked, waiting for the right second. Tiger Wong flowed forward low and fast, skirting the edge of the fight like water around rock—then launched into the melee with a flying kick.

Arrows hissed from the hills.

Hobgoblin archers had the high ground.


Fire and Fear

Silversun chose his moment well.

A bead of flame arced from nothingness and blossomed among the archers. The explosion tore the hillside open—bodies flung, armor glowing red-hot, screams swallowed by thunder and smoke. When the fire faded, half the archer line was simply gone.

Lalaith’s voice followed, sharp and echoing where it shouldn’t have been.

“Run,” the hills whispered.
“Run while you can.”

The hobgoblins surged forward—discipline reasserting itself.

TerryOr raised his holy symbol and called down restraint, locking three warriors in place where they stood—frozen statues in the rain, eyes wide with terror.


Holding the Line

Irving forced himself upright, blood running beneath his armor. He planted his feet again, drawing the bugbear’s attention back to him.

“Come on, then,” he growled.

Silversun broke from his forward position after the fireball and was run down by a mounted hobgoblin, nearly killed in the charge. A failed charm person spell left him exposed, but pure luck—and cold precision—saw him prevail as he cut the rider down with magic missiles. No armor against armor rarely wins, but this time it did.

Dog loosed as the ogre charged from the rear. Lady Morwen stood too close at his side as Slash came into view, sword drawn.

The arrow struck deep, burying itself in the ogre’s shoulder. Terry followed with divine wrath, hammering the brute with righteous force. It staggered, roared, and swung wildly—and that was enough.

Tiger Wong dropped through a slew of hobgoblin attacks, unconscious and bleeding.

Slash sprinted through the chaos, blade flashing, interposing himself between the ranger and the ogre. Lady Morwen followed—she shouldn’t have. Once again, the Bard stood where he shouldn’t have—and lived.

The ogre fell at last, collapsing into the mud with a sound like a toppled wall.

Lady Morwen lay on the ground, unconscious.


The End of the Patrol

The remaining hobgoblins broke after the Bard cast a wall of fog between them and the party.

Silence returned slowly.

Twenty-plus bodies lay scattered among stone, ditch, and road.

Skull Smashers no more.


Aftermath

Terry moved among the wounded, calling life back where he could. Irving rose again under divine healing, pain etched deep but held at bay. Lady Morwen was given water—and a potion—her hands shaking as she drank.

Loot was gathered methodically:

  • Weapons and armor stripped

  • Chainmail stacked

  • Coin counted

  • A slave cart uncovered—cage intact, reeking of old fear

  • Sour wine sloshing in a keg

  • Two potions recovered: one healing, one of Hill Giant Strength

As they searched the nearby ruins, Slash waded into the cold water beneath shattered stone.

His hand struck something solid.

Metal.
And wood.

Something old.
Something heavy.

They did not retrieve it—not yet.

Night will come fell with unanswered questions.


Outcome Notes

XP Awarded: 201 XP each

Enemies Defeated: Hobgoblin patrol of the Skull Smashers clan, including ogre and mounted leader

Loot Recovered:

  • 410 gp

  • 640 sp

  • 22 suits of chainmail and ring mail

  • Potion of Healing

  • Potion of Hill Giant Strength

  • Slave cart with cage, provisions, sour wine

Unresolved:

  • Metal/wood object beneath the ruins

  • Disposition of the bodies

  • Who will wield giant strength

The hills are no longer quiet.
The slavers know someone is hunting them now.

And something waits beneath the water—patient and unseen.



Epilogue — A Quiet Moment

Later, dust settled, Lady Morwen found Dog standing watch at the edge of the ruins. The mist clung to the ground, failing sunlight, and the hills were finally still.

“You didn’t have to stand in front of them,” she said quietly. “None of you did.”

Dog didn’t turn. “Someone always has to.”

She stepped closer, hesitating only a moment before placing a hand against his sigil. This time, he didn’t pull away.

“I’ve been property for weeks,” she said. “Cargo. Something counted and moved.” Her voice tightened. “Today, I was defended.”

Dog finally looked at her, his expression unreadable beneath the shadow of his hood.

Before he could answer, she leaned in and kissed him—brief, unguarded, real. When she pulled back, there was color in her cheeks that had nothing to do with the cold.

“My Lord,” she said softly—not mocking, not playful. Grateful. Certain.

Dog exhaled once, slow and steady. “I’m no lord.”

She smiled anyway. “Not by title.”

She left him there with the mist and the quiet—and with a feeling he hadn’t expected.

The road south remained dangerous.
The slavers still waited.

But something had changed.

Hope, fragile as it was, had found a foothold.